I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
did i just pee glitter
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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