Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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