He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Randomize
