Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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