Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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