Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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