he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
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