No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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