i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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