But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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