Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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