with your own penis?
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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