is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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