What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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