I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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