If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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