my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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