So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I cut my penus on the lid.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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