You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
The power of my boobs compel you
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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