If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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