"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
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