Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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