The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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