He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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