We're like a lot better than the average bears
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
