I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
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