Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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