BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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