I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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