I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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