from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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