I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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