Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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