guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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