a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
i was born a porn star she said
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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