5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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