Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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