i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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