i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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