actually, I'm a sock model
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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