ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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