I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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