do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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