It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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