We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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