That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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