WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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