is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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