Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize
