i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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