Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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