he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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