no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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