My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
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