Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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